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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

mga rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can halik a guy* a bird can halik a butterfly* the rising sun can halik the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN halik MY ASS*******

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like you are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside sa pamamagitan ng itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not you again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?

Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!

kanselahin my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the susunod 25 will work?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly puno and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.

Remember Hesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less tanong and a little madami shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this listahan doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom sinabi never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They sinabi they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.

You dont know me, you just wish you did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!

You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a araw off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a walang tiyak na layunin strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do you guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make you laugh so hard


3.It can make you cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes you wish you lived in the naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes you think about it all the time


15.It teaches you naruto history
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this tanong on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by KataraLover
THIS IS A REPOST OF AN artikulo THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full artikulo review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN oras AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comments asking tanong from the last episode and answer them in the susunod article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope you enjoy our segundo episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who nagkomento in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...
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