What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The susunod time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The susunod time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sa pamamagitan ng rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your mga kaibigan keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' paborito outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises or promotions were gained sa pamamagitan ng arm wrestling the boss.
If you don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The susunod time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The susunod time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sa pamamagitan ng rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your mga kaibigan keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' paborito outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises or promotions were gained sa pamamagitan ng arm wrestling the boss.
If you don't read this, someone else wil
10. Sing “Bad Touch” sa pamamagitan ng the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. ipakita him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sa pamamagitan ng Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. ipakita him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sa pamamagitan ng Madonna.
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Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My puso is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its pag-ibig i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My mga kaibigan call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My puso is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its pag-ibig i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My mga kaibigan call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless litrato of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied sa pamamagitan ng some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged litrato of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sinabi her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied sa pamamagitan ng some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged litrato of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sinabi her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Hayley
