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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
sa pamamagitan ng a centipede.

Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking Annie?
Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking?
Annie are you walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE YOU WALKING???!!!!
ARE YOU WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are you walking?
With your dentist
Are you walking?
Throw your son out the window.
So he'll stick to a tumawid Ingall, Annie!
He can make up your apartment.
But the buck stays
On the carpet
Did he run through the bedroom?
He was struck down
sa pamamagitan ng a ipakita tune....

Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking Annie?
Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking Annie?
Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking Annie?

You've been hit by

*BEEP BEEP!!!!*

You've been hit by

*BEEP!!!*

A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!!!

So they kicked him to the oak tree.
It was a Sundae..
What a -peace- "black thang"
Psycho mother's invitation
It sounds like heartbeats...
And imitations. -grabs my crotch-

Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
So, Annie you a wookie?
You a wookie Annie?
Annie you a wookie?
-screams- SO ANNIE, YOU A WOOKIE????!!!!
YOU A WOOKIE ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
(same lines except for "are you walking" replaced with "you a wookie"

Annie you a wookie.
So, Annie, you a wookie.
You a wookie, Annie.

You been hit by....
*BEEP BEEP!!!*
You been struck by.....
*BEEP!!!!*
A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OW!!!!!!!!!

WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-MJ dance-

Police:
OK, I want everyone to clear the area RIGHT NOW!!!

-the smooth criminal throws a bomb-

-bomb explodes-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
same as last time

Annie:
HAD A PULSE!!!!!!!

HAD A NOSE!!!!!!!!!!

HAD ENOUGH???????!!!!!!

HAND IN GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-puts on MJ glove-

I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-kisses secretmusican-

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

-all of the singers/rappers in the whole world jump out of nowhere-

ALL:

THAT nogales BABY!!!!!

THAT COUGH-UP BABY!!!!

THAT WANTED BABY!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO

THAT WAR-NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO
WHOO
WHOO

THAT WARNUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

-tries to do MJ anti gravity lean-
-fails-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-dances-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shake a Chika.

DOW.

-bass solo-

deathding, SaraFenix and 2 others like this

jessy_an annie are you walking? XDDD

jessy_an *saved*

The Crawlspace - katakut-takot na pasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up sa pamamagitan ng itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind you once you get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a segundo thought,it wasn't until the fifth taon that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months nakaraan i was tahanan alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - katakut-takot na pasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if you drive down this road on a araw were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then you might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is sinabi to be easy to recognize cause if its summer or winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones you can find in the stores. according to the story,if you drive up along side her and roll down the window...

Sinderella (2015)

added by 3xZ

Traffic Solutions: Flyovers

posted by garnetsai

Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government sa pamamagitan ng lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M mataas na tulay and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing madami than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 taon old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: nagyelo (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - pasko artikulo

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...

Ryuk (Death Note)

added by Mike-Ro-Wave

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Blond Lion Blog: Should a Madoka Magica Live Action movie be made?

posted by BlondLionEzel

As soon as I drop the pamagat of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a pagtatalo whether or not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal baya would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baya would make it madami understandable for an international audience.

What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!

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trasnpormer 4: Age of Extinction Battle Cry Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

Just one madami time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE

Just one madami time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

posted by Dreazky

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do you want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important tanong unearth your deepest desires. (Or you could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your puso pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and mga kaibigan use to describe you?

3.What are you really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps you are good with words or you're a good listener. No talent is too big or too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If you could spend one araw learning about anything...

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The real story behind Cinderella.

posted by LocalArtistist

Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandalyas falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)

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The real story behind Sleeping Beauty.

posted by LocalArtistist

Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil reyna and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming or evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not madala to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever nagyelo in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.