There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their pagkain (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend pag-ibig the mall but what makes it madami fun are the following
-When your Nawawala looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend sa pamamagitan ng a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about walang tiyak na layunin things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with mga kaibigan at the mall!
-When your Nawawala looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend sa pamamagitan ng a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about walang tiyak na layunin things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with mga kaibigan at the mall!