A while nakaraan (few months maybe?) I wrote a artical that I called "A walang tiyak na layunin tail" well I read it today and got mre ideas for it and I needed to change some spelling so I have re-wrote it for all to read!I bet you can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started pag-awit so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs Barney turned out to be charlie sheen and the whole world rejoysed! I was called a war hero for battling the dumbass. The cops then sinabi they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that 12 taon old boy who drove the car in rebecca black's noise video. I can't even call it a music video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the ulap moved and I saw it really was bowser with a giant hammer waiting for mario to pass by. He the hit me with his big hammer many times screaming "That will teach you mario! don't mess with my wife!" When he saw his mistake he gave me a kendi and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess melokoton or princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger with Zelda. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over.The princess then ran across a road where she got hit sa pamamagitan ng a car. But she lived! (YEA!) I went down the road where I bumped into yo gaba gaba. the red guy came over and randomely wiggled his arm's. I thought it was really weird when I found out he was hipnotizing me! I fell asleep only to wake up susunod to charlie the unicorn with my kidney missing! I ran out of the room through kendi mountant and jumped in slow motion passed the exploding kendi mt. letters. I then hopped on nyan cat whith charli bit my finger (who bit my finger) to take me back to the very same road I started out from!!!!! (wow lot of charlies!) Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took away my kendi so I cried. then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She sinabi that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he sinabi "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad pag-awit my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started pag-awit so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs Barney turned out to be charlie sheen and the whole world rejoysed! I was called a war hero for battling the dumbass. The cops then sinabi they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that 12 taon old boy who drove the car in rebecca black's noise video. I can't even call it a music video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the ulap moved and I saw it really was bowser with a giant hammer waiting for mario to pass by. He the hit me with his big hammer many times screaming "That will teach you mario! don't mess with my wife!" When he saw his mistake he gave me a kendi and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess melokoton or princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger with Zelda. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over.The princess then ran across a road where she got hit sa pamamagitan ng a car. But she lived! (YEA!) I went down the road where I bumped into yo gaba gaba. the red guy came over and randomely wiggled his arm's. I thought it was really weird when I found out he was hipnotizing me! I fell asleep only to wake up susunod to charlie the unicorn with my kidney missing! I ran out of the room through kendi mountant and jumped in slow motion passed the exploding kendi mt. letters. I then hopped on nyan cat whith charli bit my finger (who bit my finger) to take me back to the very same road I started out from!!!!! (wow lot of charlies!) Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took away my kendi so I cried. then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She sinabi that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he sinabi "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad pag-awit my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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