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The susunod araw I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are you doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with you when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are you still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No one else can see me!AND,some thing ELSE will happen!"Khya answered."Nothing will happen again!Hope I didn't jinx that!"Jade said."GET ON THE FLOOR!NOW!!!!"A robber sinabi as he pulled out a gun."What do I do now?Die?"Jade whispered to Khya."Shh!!Close your eyes!"The susunod thing I knew,I was in my car driving!"Khya!Khya!
Kyah?Thank you!"Jade sinabi as she wiped a tear.
When I was at a empty road,I saw a bright light,
It was orange,Reddish."Probably a light,"If only I knew that a light doesn't grow!2 segundos later
I saw someone in my mirror,I turned the steering wheel so fast,My mind went black for a moment,When I opened my eyes,I saw the road go around and around!!I quickly closed my eyes."Jade?Jade!WAKE UP!!"Khya sinabi as she tried to keep the blood from Jade's Head to stop dripping."HELP!!!SHE NEEDS TO HEAL!"
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Have you ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the araw finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first araw on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the araw for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above lobo Among Us 2 or No madami bayani 3? So after being disappointed sa pamamagitan ng Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created sa pamamagitan ng the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a buwan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant taong gustong init can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest taong gustong init in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a araw in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are madami than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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