uy everyone, I just joined.
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the may-akda of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope you like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and Nawawala data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
We'd have to alisin you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the may-akda of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope you like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and Nawawala data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
We'd have to alisin you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
me-every one sinabi the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE susunod araw
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a kutsilyo in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE susunod araw
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a kutsilyo in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my mga kaibigan gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are you and we were like why dose it matter and he sinabi no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like you need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because you get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!