Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big horses look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down the hill? (It was flat)
Why did the burol roll down the rock? (It didn’t, that just doent make sense)

Why did the boy clean up his room? (It was messy)
Why didn’t the boy clean up his room? (It was clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy clean up his room? (It was messy, and that is what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy take a bath? (He was dirty)
Why didn’t the boy take a bath? (He was clean)
Why did the naughty little boy take a bath? (So he could get dirty again)