DEMENTED POEMS
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when you want to get kicked out of the DMV. sa pamamagitan ng Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy susunod to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sa pamamagitan ng a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people susunod to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down susunod to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your paborito ipakita the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big ipakita number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy susunod to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sa pamamagitan ng a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people susunod to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down susunod to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your paborito ipakita the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big ipakita number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.