I am Anti- Miley because of this:
" It's just sad that you can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can petsa Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do you realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross artikulo about some crazed fans:
Robert Pattinson Approached sa pamamagitan ng “Gross”, “Bleeding” Fans
May 17, 2009 · 208 Comments
in Robert Pattinson
New Moon bituin Robert Pattinson revealed that he had quite a disturbing experience with some fans that took his fictional character a bit too far–
“One time there were these four girls - in Chicago I think - and they had all scratched their necks until they bled, and then when they came up to me they had these bleeding scabs. It was gross.”
Rob
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights nakaraan and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Pagsulat skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? madami like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights nakaraan and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Pagsulat skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? madami like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
10. Tell a walang tiyak na layunin person you pag-ibig them
9. go up to a worker and ask them walang tiyak na layunin questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a walang tiyak na layunin bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a walang tiyak na layunin person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat pagkain before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the tuktok of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them walang tiyak na layunin questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a walang tiyak na layunin bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a walang tiyak na layunin person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat pagkain before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the tuktok of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS kutsilyo AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Pagsulat these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Pagsulat these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
