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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her locker but it wouldn't open. She tried three times then gave up and kicked the locker. If she tried one madami time she'd be late for class. It then creaked open, leaving Eve annoyed. She set her books inside and was about to walk off but noticed a someone scooting towards her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep you out or something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I---uh don't know what to say." Both girls lunged pasulong in pain. "OUCH!" They both almost yelled at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back to the floor. A teacher helped them up and guided them to the nurses office.


When they were better and sitting on the sheeted cot in the nurses office, Eve and the brunette sipped water out of clear plastic cups. "You know, I never got your name. What is it? Mine's Eve." Eve said, warming up to the brunette. "My name's Mellissa. You have a nice name!" She replied smiling. "Thanks, you too! We probably missed first period, but if we hurry we can try to make second. What do you have next?" Eve said, happy she's making a possible friend. "Yeah, English." Mellissa replied, getting off the cot and grabbing her English textbook to hold it up to Eve."Hey, me too!" Eve sinabi heading for the door. She turned the knob and motioned for Mellissa to go out the door. Once they were in the hallway, they scurried to their susunod class and opened the door slowly.

Everybody stopped and turned to them. One dirty blonde girl in a long skirt, very high boots, a longsleeve black sando matching her skirt, and a red velvet scarf, fell out of her chair and curled into a ball. Everyone including Eve and Mellissa had a confused look on their faces all except the teacher, who had a mix of glee and worry contorted onto her face. "Sorry, I guess I suddenly had a bad cramp." The girl who fell out of her chair said. "You, you and Emmah come here five minutos before lunch ends." The teacher, Ms.Winters said, pointing to Eve, Mellissa, and the girl who fell out of her chair who's name appeared to be Emmah. "Okay..." they all sinabi at the same time. Eve and Mellissa walked over to their seats.
DEMENTED POEMS

mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits

mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter

mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down

mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar you grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something or someone

3. Go up to a walang tiyak na layunin person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki walang tiyak na layunin noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fountain run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to you in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while nakaraan and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi or Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by adultswimperson
Source: Google
I found this hilarious artikulo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the may-akda is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's sombrero Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Source: google
posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits susunod to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be madami imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sa pamamagitan ng with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some madami excuses.

I will do less laundry and use madami deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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added by Crazedsitcomfan
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The ipakita was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids ipakita that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The ipakita had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my paborito parts of the ipakita was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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added by Juilet1234
posted by flippy_fan210
Some of you might have heard of the game Facade. those of you who have, you probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she sinabi "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they sinabi yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did you get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ibong dagat rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four tanong to determine the level of your intellect. Your ang sumagot must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:

If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the susunod tanong try not to be so dumb.

2 : If you overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked sa pamamagitan ng his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes tahanan and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother ang sumagot " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad ang sumagot "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas sa pamamagitan ng discussion
-Like to learn new task sa pamamagitan ng talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus madami on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if you live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The susunod day, cut the balloons off and you got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when you can barely ilipat as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, or hell, all of you are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are you doing this time?” All two of you that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a taon nakaraan on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with mga panipi because any SMT fans will tell you that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that you may know, and the reason why you are pagbaba this artikulo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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