1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like mga kulay on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the araw assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the pelikula because you have to see the full listahan of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...

One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's mga kaibigan said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's mga kaibigan who was supposed to ipakita up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle sinabi to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her bituin powers,though,and...

Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of Pagsulat some of their own six-word stories after pagbaba some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. kanselahin the saranggola fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The elepante ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," sinabi Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...

found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the kama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors sa pamamagitan ng your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes....

Are you super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games you can play on this site if you are boredXD
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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...