Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven pantasiya novels written sa pamamagitan ng tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da books chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz asno stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
DEMENTED POEMS
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while nakaraan and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.