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posted by MineTurtle
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written sa pamamagitan ng XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes tahanan drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Hesus on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat susunod to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of you won't re-post this.

You never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If you deny Hesus in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of his Father.
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if you don't look like a movie bituin because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because you pag-ibig to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much pagkain in one araw you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If you want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then you throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if you don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone you may never see again or someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do you want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if you actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but you say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving you now after you keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to sumali in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department sa pamamagitan ng sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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posted by Insane4ever
uy so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if you didnt see the nakaraan 2 parts you have a button under the artikulo 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...
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posted by karpach_14
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you tumawid a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you tumawid an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" you promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ you were sa pamamagitan ng my side.
When I was scared‚ you felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ you were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ you were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful music reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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