1) Women pag-ibig to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Nawawala using a short cut.
3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.
6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman language than it does in man-language.
7). Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
8) All women are overweight sa pamamagitan ng definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
9) If it is not Valentines's araw and you see a man in a bulaklak shop, you can probably start up a conversation sa pamamagitan ng asking, "What did you do?"
10) Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels` and 'the good china.`
11) Women buy fuzzy toilet covers which makes it impossible for the lid to stay up. Thus it gets peed on sa pamamagitan ng the guys (which gets them into trouble.)
12) Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to plonk themselves down on the bowl and then complain that the man left the upuan up, instead of taking two segundos and lowering it themselves.
13) Women can get out of speeding tickets sa pamamagitan ng pouting. This will get men arrested.
14) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a man despite claims to the contary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Ken Dodd, do you?
15) Men never catch women checking out other men; woman will always catch men checking out other women.
2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Nawawala using a short cut.
3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.
6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman language than it does in man-language.
7). Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
8) All women are overweight sa pamamagitan ng definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
9) If it is not Valentines's araw and you see a man in a bulaklak shop, you can probably start up a conversation sa pamamagitan ng asking, "What did you do?"
10) Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels` and 'the good china.`
11) Women buy fuzzy toilet covers which makes it impossible for the lid to stay up. Thus it gets peed on sa pamamagitan ng the guys (which gets them into trouble.)
12) Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to plonk themselves down on the bowl and then complain that the man left the upuan up, instead of taking two segundos and lowering it themselves.
13) Women can get out of speeding tickets sa pamamagitan ng pouting. This will get men arrested.
14) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a man despite claims to the contary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Ken Dodd, do you?
15) Men never catch women checking out other men; woman will always catch men checking out other women.
