A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The susunod day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 taon old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a segundo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the susunod four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has Nawawala 5kg as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The susunod araw there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the susunod four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth araw when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has Nawawala another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The susunod araw there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but kulay-rosas running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He Nawawala 33 kilos that week.