1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go tahanan and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted sa pamamagitan ng aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me pasulong to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Nawawala the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell you why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could you please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask you again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sinabi 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find you a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I ipakita up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted sa pamamagitan ng aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me pasulong to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Nawawala the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell you why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could you please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask you again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sinabi 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find you a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I ipakita up on time."
1. Ruin there paborito dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopas and prank him.
8. halik her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up sa pamamagitan ng me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopas and prank him.
8. halik her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up sa pamamagitan ng me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", sa pamamagitan ng Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", sa pamamagitan ng Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", sa pamamagitan ng Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", sa pamamagitan ng ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", sa pamamagitan ng Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", sa pamamagitan ng Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", sa pamamagitan ng Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", sa pamamagitan ng Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", sa pamamagitan ng Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", sa pamamagitan ng Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", sa pamamagitan ng The Runaways
12. "Mother, sa pamamagitan ng Danzig
13. "Voodoo", sa pamamagitan ng Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", sa pamamagitan ng Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", sa pamamagitan ng Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", sa pamamagitan ng Autograph
17. "I pag-ibig You Period", sa pamamagitan ng Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", sa pamamagitan ng Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", sa pamamagitan ng Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", sa pamamagitan ng Kansas