An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the madala that was hit sa pamamagitan ng an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sinabi it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the pasas for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a puno is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.
One araw the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
You can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the madala that was hit sa pamamagitan ng an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sinabi it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the pasas for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a puno is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.
One araw the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
You can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For sa pamamagitan ng him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities;
all things were created sa pamamagitan ng him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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