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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers you in any way, please contemplate pagbaba something else. Thank you.)

Alright before you whine like an immature five-year old troll without their gatas bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE you have an opinion, you'll get destroyed sa pamamagitan ng the hater army!

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY tuktok TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY listahan THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER YOU WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.

#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".

The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.

The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's ligtas to say that this song took FOREVER to make.

I suppose you could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)

I can't f**king believe I just went there.

Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and pangkalahatang it's just a very pleasant song.

Well, depending how you use the word "Pleasant" in context.

#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)

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Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.

I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!

The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made sa pamamagitan ng one of the best song-writers on YouTube!

IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!

sinabi pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind you of the rusty battleaxe?

Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the piano in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo you hear when you play the video is probably why this song is on my listahan in the first place.

And that's all that can be sinabi about Salvaged. If you haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are you still doing here?

#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!

Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.

Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.

Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.

Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.

#7. The ipakita Must Go On (MandoPony)

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Hey, you know that popular catchphrase "The ipakita Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.

And believe it or not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.

Anyways, The ipakita Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song sa pamamagitan ng YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!

Haha, do you see what I did there? It's a rock song so I sinabi it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D

.........................................................

I have got to get a life.

So the main working attributes I really pag-ibig in this song is use of gitara and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did you press the replay button?

HOW MANY TIMES!?

Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........

SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!

#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)

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This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.

It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but you know what they say, quality over length!

Or something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....

WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

A big reason I pag-ibig this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.

And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.

Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF tagahanga or not.

Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.

#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)

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Well isn't that a fancy name? What're you going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD

At #5 on this listahan is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.

And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be bravo enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.

The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling you how f**ked you are, and the beat really doesn't help making you any better.

I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making you piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.

The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where you live and you want to watch the song, then you might want to consider planning your funeral.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)

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Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION nakakita GOOD, Hesus CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn pamagat AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA Hesus CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.

First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all you need to do is watch twenty segundos of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.

Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.

Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn araw it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.

This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"

#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)

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NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:

Don't pretend you didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to you in any of the FNAF games.

Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of music to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.

It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!

And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.

That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!

Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the tuktok three.

Seriously, what the Hell do you think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?

#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)

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Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.

In fact, I should've just ibingiay you the ten-hour version instead. Because once you hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.

And if you like rock music, then you literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.

The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I pag-ibig IT ALL!

The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.

But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.

IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.

And at the tuktok of the seresa sundae you have great effects that really make the music video pop-out at you! (Literally.)

In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even madami true if you like rock music, or a darker variant of it. If you haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are you still doing around here?

And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.

If there were any.

I'm just kidding.

HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)

They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.

HM2: No madami (NateWantsToBattle)

As in NO madami NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.

HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)

Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.

HM4: Just ginto (MandoPony)

OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)

And now, the number one spot.................

#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)

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How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few segundos later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.

OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!

Anyways, the reason I pag-ibig this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!

But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.

Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making mga kaibigan with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.

It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.

Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The ipakita Must Go On and Stay Calm, I pag-ibig the little audio effect in the background.

And that's my tuktok 10 FNAF Songs. I hope you enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD

Don't forget to click the I'm A tagahanga button and leave a comment down below on what your paborito FNAF songs are!

See you susunod time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
 Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
User: Wendigo or yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome or disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious or vile; an action that arouses disgust or abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with you at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak you soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different kalye in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made you feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of tahanan that it always gave me. I also made new mga kaibigan immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a saging strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the listahan you have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the saging peel. Bananas like to be wackos and ipakita themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if you are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the mesa with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the gatas carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a telebisyon set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been ibingiay your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If pag-ibig is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Aso pag-ibig to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a puno falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a kaserol

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the susunod car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The madami it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying you should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comments which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz you hate America."

3. When you go to the princible's office, and when he asks why you were sent, say, "I wrote that you sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited sa pamamagitan ng mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah panghimagas and traveled sa pamamagitan ng Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mansanas tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened tinapay which is tinapay made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
You came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one araw embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I pag-ibig the special bond that we beutifully share,
I pag-ibig the way you ipakita u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever ligtas within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantikilya Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as you can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* kahel Lavaburst
* melokoton (no longer produced)
* Poppin' kulay-rosas Lemonade
* presa Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* kendi mansanas cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* prutas Pow
* prutas Punch
* Orange
* kahel Supernova
* kulay-rosas Lemonade
* prambuwesas Kiwi
* Strawberry
* presa Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C maasim Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did you really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be madami than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special araw
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that araw
there was lots to be sinabi
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When you sinabi "I pag-ibig you"
I sinabi "I pag-ibig you too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be madami
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) ilipat everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elepante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our mga kaibigan and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if you sometimes feel sad or depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to you sorry, but if your in any other country, then you still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When you think of tsokolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press walang tiyak na layunin numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their tanong with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching telebisyon sa pamamagitan ng candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find telebisyon very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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