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There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the tahanan of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard you try, your browser won't allow you to enter the site. You see, to access this site, you must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in tanong is a New Moon night. You must be on your own in your tahanan with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will you be granted access to the site.

As soon as you enter, you will see a montage of pictures being displayed quickly. These larawan are of boys and girls without eyes and faces that are twisted in tremendous fear. After that, a text will appear on the monitor saying:

This website will take you to a whole new level of horror.
A horror that will use all five of your senses.
You must be very careful not to click on anything
sa pamamagitan ng accident. You will be faced with a real experience
of absolute horror.
Click the accept button to engage
actively in the experience.

ACCEPT

DECLINE

If you click decline, you will be rewarded with access to the entire archive of these gruesome images. A gore site pretty much. Click accept however, and there will be no turning back. You have sealed your fate and trust me, you WILL experience the ultimate horror.

Upon accepting, you will see a sinister silhouette walking towards your tahanan on your monitor. The spirit will then approach and enter the same room as you are. You will then see your own back on the monitor and you will feel a presence behind you. Suddenly, you will feel somebody tapping on your shoulder and as you turn around, you will see the blind maiden's face and scream in terror. And that will be the last thing you will do, as she will then kill you.

The Blind Maiden will then pluck your eyes out and take a litrato of your face.

Congratulations. You have successfully completed the ritual and, as a reward, that litrato will forever be a part of the website's picture gallery, just like all the other mga litrato of people who were stupid or curious enough to press the accept button. And yes, if you are a thrill seeker, then you will pag-ibig the last few moments of your life.
I found this hilarious artikulo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the may-akda is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's sombrero Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Source: google
posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits susunod to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be madami imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sa pamamagitan ng with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some madami excuses.

I will do less laundry and use madami deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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added by Crazedsitcomfan
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The ipakita was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids ipakita that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The ipakita had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my paborito parts of the ipakita was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of you might have heard of the game Facade. those of you who have, you probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she sinabi "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they sinabi yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are madami likely to become serial killers.

Everything you see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are madami likely to dream when you are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If you tear off paper from bottles, you are sexually...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did you get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ibong dagat rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four tanong to determine the level of your intellect. Your ang sumagot must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:

If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the susunod tanong try not to be so dumb.

2 : If you overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked sa pamamagitan ng his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes tahanan and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother ang sumagot " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad ang sumagot "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas sa pamamagitan ng discussion
-Like to learn new task sa pamamagitan ng talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus madami on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if you live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The susunod day, cut the balloons off and you got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when you can barely ilipat as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, or hell, all of you are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are you doing this time?” All two of you that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a taon nakaraan on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with mga panipi because any SMT fans will tell you that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that you may know, and the reason why you are pagbaba this artikulo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to comment on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified sa pamamagitan ng the fandom but have pangkalahatang massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom reyna who just lives to cattily pick on...
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