sa pamamagitan ng all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if you do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D
Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be mga kaibigan but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay you can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your paborito character's lover with your segundo paborito character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your paborito characters' mga manliligaw together; play mix n match and have your paborito and segundo paborito switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your paborito characters in a relationship? Having your two favorites pag-ibig each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least paborito is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd paborito out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your paborito with your least paborito for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 pag-ibig triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. You know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if you ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? You have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no you don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did you know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? You know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water or Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the ipakita hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! You can start shipping earlier. You can ship them before shipping them was cool you hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your paborito character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't tanong it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The may-akda is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some pag-ibig dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits you know. Ship Jerry with his paborito lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else you can ship? You and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your paborito character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need pag-ibig too. Ship them together.
#47 Or ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine you can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be mga kaibigan but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay you can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your paborito character's lover with your segundo paborito character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your paborito characters' mga manliligaw together; play mix n match and have your paborito and segundo paborito switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your paborito characters in a relationship? Having your two favorites pag-ibig each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least paborito is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd paborito out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your paborito with your least paborito for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 pag-ibig triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. You know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if you ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? You have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no you don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did you know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? You know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water or Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the ipakita hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! You can start shipping earlier. You can ship them before shipping them was cool you hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your paborito character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't tanong it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The may-akda is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some pag-ibig dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits you know. Ship Jerry with his paborito lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else you can ship? You and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your paborito character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need pag-ibig too. Ship them together.
#47 Or ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine you can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make you laugh so hard
3.It can make you cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes you wish you lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes you think about it all the time
15.It teaches you naruto history
2.It can make you laugh so hard
3.It can make you cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes you wish you lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes you think about it all the time
15.It teaches you naruto history