#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If you can read English, you can cook. For Instance. Basic tinapay stuffing, melt one third cup of mantikilya in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantikilya on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = You got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitara student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantikilya on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = You got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitara student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO you did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? halik your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a segundo ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making madami short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? halik your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a segundo ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making madami short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school or any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The papkorn ball
12. A pag-awit basketbol (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school or any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The papkorn ball
12. A pag-awit basketbol (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers