Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited sa pamamagitan ng creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these artikulo *D*)
You saw the title, correct? Now, tanong like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Pagsulat about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants or not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! sumali me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, you never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, or if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) or not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything you can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get you arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even madami horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY madami tanong ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking kahel intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
susunod up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid fans who always email Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most kamakailan projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is tahanan to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. You guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. You guys know about FNaF? Ponies. You guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. You guys know abou- You get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many madami fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet you guys find enjoyment in my suffering, you sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some madami gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather madami serious note, I hope anyone out there who is pagbaba this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If you enjoyed it, I'm glad you did. Suggest ideas for new rants if you so please. Thanks for reading!
You saw the title, correct? Now, tanong like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Pagsulat about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants or not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! sumali me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, you never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, or if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) or not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything you can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable fans who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get you arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even madami horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY madami tanong ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking kahel intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
susunod up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid fans who always email Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most kamakailan projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is tahanan to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. You guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. You guys know about FNaF? Ponies. You guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. You guys know abou- You get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many madami fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet you guys find enjoyment in my suffering, you sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some madami gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather madami serious note, I hope anyone out there who is pagbaba this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If you enjoyed it, I'm glad you did. Suggest ideas for new rants if you so please. Thanks for reading!
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