Girl: Do I ever tumawid your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason you never tumawid my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I pag-ibig you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!