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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take pagkain through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
• Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
• Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large kahel kouk and a small medium fries, please."
• In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
• Drive through with a car load of naked people.
• Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
• Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
• Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
• All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, you can't lose!!!!!!!









2. You just KNOW his fangirls are gonna sumali your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give you an advantage!!!!!!! You can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile mahirap paniwalaan
Passion unsustainable
My puso beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my puso is split in two
Every thought I ever had about you are buzzing in my head
I pray one araw i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
halik your lips
I hope one araw you dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My paborito Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My paborito Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez patong lalaki Bell!☆ ..... My paborito Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby patong lalaki kampanilya Our pag-ibig My kasabihan I pag-ibig Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My inbox Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the araw u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

you can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck YOU SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this artikulo to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I pag-ibig all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two minutos over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I pag-ibig being on a site where you can have a group of mga kaibigan that you live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for you its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: uy watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious pag-ibig

-chapter four-

He sinabi "Hello June" in a com voice...my puso melted sa pamamagitan ng the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I sinabi "Hi mathew" I could here the classic piano playing a soft pag-ibig song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I sinabi "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he sinabi "What class are you headed too?"
"Reading" I sinabi
He put his hands in his pockets...
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