Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 13: The Snowman
There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights with big forts.
Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, you won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have madami people sumali you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, madami people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, you thought you could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for you to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to ipakita everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, or without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave you to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have madami room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things madami challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* You think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.
Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.
Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let madami snow fall down, and get madami ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.
Parker finished with the head, and placed it on tuktok of the first big snowball.
Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on tuktok of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat you put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks you two.
Liam: It's too bad you forgot a part.
Parker: What are you talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball you put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. You do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: You can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all sa pamamagitan ng myself.
Liam: If you change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.
Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.
Kevin: What did I tell you Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of you to sumali our team. Liam, you go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. madami shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me madami snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are you ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.
Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.
Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.
In a few seconds, that began to change.
Liam: We need madami snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get madami snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple bilog and kahel Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
kahel Square: We're trying to hit that yellow tatsulok behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
kahel Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!
The snowball hit the tuktok of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.
Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, you got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would you like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all sa pamamagitan ng myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. You worked very hard to build the first snowman, so you barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.
Ending Theme: link
The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.
Kevin: We'll all help.
In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.
Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one madami minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground susunod to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up sa pamamagitan ng floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 13: The Snowman
There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights with big forts.
Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, you won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have madami people sumali you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, madami people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, you thought you could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for you to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to ipakita everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, or without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave you to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have madami room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things madami challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* You think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.
Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.
Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let madami snow fall down, and get madami ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.
Parker finished with the head, and placed it on tuktok of the first big snowball.
Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on tuktok of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat you put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks you two.
Liam: It's too bad you forgot a part.
Parker: What are you talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball you put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. You do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: You can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all sa pamamagitan ng myself.
Liam: If you change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.
Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.
Kevin: What did I tell you Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of you to sumali our team. Liam, you go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. madami shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me madami snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are you ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.
Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.
Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.
In a few seconds, that began to change.
Liam: We need madami snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get madami snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple bilog and kahel Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
kahel Square: We're trying to hit that yellow tatsulok behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
kahel Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!
The snowball hit the tuktok of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.
Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, you got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would you like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all sa pamamagitan ng myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. You worked very hard to build the first snowman, so you barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.
Ending Theme: link
The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.
Kevin: We'll all help.
In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.
Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one madami minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground susunod to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up sa pamamagitan ng floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)