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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with bahaghari Dash, and we were going to ilipat into a very nice house sa pamamagitan ng a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

bahaghari Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
bahaghari Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
bahaghari Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on tuktok of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
bahaghari Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into bahaghari Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: You know what else would be great?
bahaghari Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
bahaghari Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for you to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

bahaghari Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

bahaghari Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass bahaghari Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
bahaghari Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, bahaghari Dash, and that parang buriko in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew bahaghari Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the tuktok of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

bahaghari Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
bahaghari Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & bahaghari Dash: AWESOME!!!
bahaghari Dash: I pag-ibig this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
bahaghari Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
bahaghari Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the kalye from your house. You can come over anytime you want, but remember, you must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
bahaghari Dash: Let me tell you after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing bahaghari Dash. It slowly passes sa pamamagitan ng which makes her nervous*
bahaghari Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* You alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so you can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Me, and bahaghari Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why you shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

bahaghari Dash: A few weeks ago, a parang buriko was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
bahaghari Dash: She got attacked sa pamamagitan ng some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
bahaghari Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of tagahanga fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
bahaghari Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the parang buriko eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the parang buriko to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
bahaghari Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where you put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
bahaghari Dash: What did you think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
bahaghari Dash: Okay, if you don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe bahaghari Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

susunod morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if bahaghari Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: bahaghari Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
bahaghari Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see you later.
bahaghari Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
bahaghari Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
bahaghari Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The cupcake factory was right across the kalye from where I lived, but if I told bahaghari Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter sa pamamagitan ng a apoy hydrant, and enters the cupcake factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are you sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! You thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All you gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave you alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let you do whatever you want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT CUPCAKES ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... You know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of parang buriko would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of bahaghari Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill you two if you lost, but since you ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I sinabi go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make you fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* You are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, you will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* You do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot you with this, and make you fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do you have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the pader behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! YOU ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five segundos he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be madami specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another parang buriko riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
parang buriko on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* bahaghari Dash sinabi there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious araw for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right susunod to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the burol again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the susunod part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* uy it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the burol on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the kalye from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how you just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess you forgot about everything else you were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. You are not going to leave me. I want you to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
bahaghari Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony estola it.
bahaghari Dash: Why didn't you tell me as soon as you got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
bahaghari Dash: How did you get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told you that I always wanted to fly?
bahaghari Dash: Wait. Are you saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
bahaghari Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. Or at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do you want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All you have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? You pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have you found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: You owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are you doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and bahaghari Dash found my scooter. It was stolen sa pamamagitan ng some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

bahaghari Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
bahaghari Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
bahaghari Dash: Go tahanan Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
bahaghari Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
bahaghari Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. You are a coward.
bahaghari Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I sinabi you are a coward.
bahaghari Dash: Do you even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
bahaghari Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs bahaghari Dash from behind* Are you sure you're not afraid of anything?
bahaghari Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a apoy hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
bahaghari Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
bahaghari Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give you $35,000 if you let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
bahaghari Dash: I'm worth madami then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto bahaghari Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
bahaghari Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
bahaghari Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

bahaghari Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was madami like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

bahaghari Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To bahaghari Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
bahaghari Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
bahaghari Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
bahaghari Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
bahaghari Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
bahaghari Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a parang buriko that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, bahaghari Dash was not happy with me.

bahaghari Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
bahaghari Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
bahaghari Dash: I think we should ilipat back to the ulap house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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