Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few mga kaibigan at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice tabing-dagat over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, you can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do you want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do you always lie to us Parker?
Parker: You think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. You will go to the labor araw parade susunod Saturday, or you'll be sorry.

As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.

Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor araw is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, or see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.

In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.

Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. You just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have madami of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind you about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.

When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied sa pamamagitan ng Liam.

Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor araw Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to you about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, you too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square you were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He sinabi he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do you know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.

While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.

Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore ipinapakita everyone what Labor araw is really about. Work.

Song: link

Hundreds of blue squares were playing music as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.

Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*

Stop the song

Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought you sinabi you were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!

Kevin and Liam went into the garahe where some vehicles were kept for the parade.

Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: You sinabi you were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for you fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.

Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.

Ending Theme: link

Liam: Did you really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only sinabi that to make him kanselahin his stupid parade.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one madami minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground susunod to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sa pamamagitan ng her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up sa pamamagitan ng floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019