araw 1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: uy Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. halik me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to halik me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 minutos later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little parang buriko Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & bahaghari Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: You little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN YOU OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH YOU IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
araw 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
araw 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do you have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: uy Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank you for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking pasulong to giving you a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would you do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean you guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. madami insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: uy Big Mac, where do mga sanggol come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the pag-ibig of Celestia! You buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of you put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! You forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah minutos are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
araw 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another parang buriko pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
bahaghari Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do you want from me?
Dragon: Have you ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 segundos later
Twilight: Did some parang buriko order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
araw 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful araw it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed sa pamamagitan ng boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
araw 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined sa pamamagitan ng a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a apoy breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed sa pamamagitan ng a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
bahaghari Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever you do, don't call 9-1-1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: uy Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. halik me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to halik me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 minutos later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little parang buriko Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & bahaghari Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: You little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN YOU OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH YOU IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
araw 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
araw 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do you have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: uy Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank you for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking pasulong to giving you a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would you do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean you guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. madami insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: uy Big Mac, where do mga sanggol come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the pag-ibig of Celestia! You buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of you put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! You forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah minutos are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
araw 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another parang buriko pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
bahaghari Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do you want from me?
Dragon: Have you ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 segundos later
Twilight: Did some parang buriko order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
araw 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful araw it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed sa pamamagitan ng boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
araw 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined sa pamamagitan ng a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a apoy breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed sa pamamagitan ng a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
bahaghari Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever you do, don't call 9-1-1
Let this indie pamagat be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if you play a game weeks or even months in advance before you actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse or for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.
So to elaborate, I am not a tagahanga of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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So to elaborate, I am not a tagahanga of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
