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Western films, pelikula about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, pelikula about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck sinabi “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where mga baril were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only ones off the tuktok of my head I can think of are the janky but fun Rising Zan: Samurai Gunman and the Wii classic, Red Steel 2. But one other game exists. Published sa pamamagitan ng Atlus in America of all people and developed sa pamamagitan ng Acquire, who made the Way of the Samurai series, we have Samurai Western (Not the most creative title). I don’t know what it was that drew me to this game. Maybe it was because the pamagat interested me, playing an action game as a samurai in the wild west. Maybe it was the cover art that was done sa pamamagitan ng Kenneth Rocafort, who has art for comics like Superman, Teen Titans, and worked on The Ultimates series, or maybe it’s because I hate myself and saw that the game cost almost a hundred dollars. Oh yeah, it’s one of those games. So I really, really hope this game is worth it. Otherwise that’s a good $75 down the shitter.



Samurai Western takes place in the good old wild American west, with our lead character, Gojiro Kiryu. A master of the blade that honors the teachings of a true samurai, he travels to America to find his brother, Rando, who abandoned the way of the samurai and became an outlaw in the west. There he meets all sorts of wacky characters, including bounty hunter Ralph, a child caretaker Anne, a black town sheriff Donald, and many more. Together with their help (Mostly just Ralph’s), Gojiro takes on the big crime lord of the town, Goldberg, in the hopes of finding his brother, and must fight a series of sadists with masks, an aggressive Frenchman, and some midgets with knives. Fun times in the west, kiddos. First off, I should say that the voice cast in this game is surprisingly tuktok notch. And this was before Persona 4, and just one taon out before Persona 3, so they didn’t have insane American attention yet like they do now. But the voice cast is all tuktok of the line here for Samurai Western. Ralph is voiced sa pamamagitan ng Steven Blum, Anne sa pamamagitan ng Jennifer Hale, DOnald sa pamamagitan ng Phil LaMarr, and Goldberg sa pamamagitan ng Paul Eiding. Even the voice for Gojiro is pretty neat, having him stay voiced sa pamamagitan ng a Japanese man that speaks in a thick Japanese accent, that man being Michael Shitanda, which is his stage name. He hasn’t voiced a lot of characters, but he was in Digimon and the 2001 anime Metropolis, so there’s something. I just think that making one of very few Japanese characters speak in either a thick accent or just full on Japanese is a nice touch. Honestly, all the sound in Samurai Westen works really well. Not just the voice acting, but the sound of your sword clashing into goons, and the music too. This music really slaps in some areas. It’s nothing some would listen to casually in the car, but this is some damn good stuff for a western game. All in all, this game sounds nice. But sound can only do so much. How does this game play?
At the start of every new level, you get to level up Gojiro’s stats however you want. You have a lot to fill up, and filling up everything will take you weeks to do, hell maybe even months. There’s a lot here and a lot of time to spend. I Think you can even grind some levels to get higher stats. Of course, I don’t know. I think you can, but I never needed it. I never really died once in this game, though I’d be lying if I sinabi I didn’t come close in a few areas. You can also dress up Gojiro with different items, give him new swords, give him a hat, some accessories, change his shoes, slap something on his back. All of these add temporary boosts to your stats, but there is a weight limit, so you can only take what you can get. Once you’ve stocked Gojiro with everything you need, it’s time to jump into the gameplay. And… holy shit, this is actually insanely fun. I’m not gonna sit here and say you’re playing a character action treasure. This certainly ain’t no Devil May Cry, let me tell you that right now, but holy shit, this is actually pretty intense. You have a lot you can do in this game. Sure, you are limited in what attacks you can do, but you can do blocks, you can dash, you can do air strikes to do big damage to big boys, you can pick up objects and throw them at enemies, you can deflect objects, you can even pick up downed enemies and use them as human shields before tossing their asno like a salad. It’s not a lot (And I’ll be honest, some of these mechanics I rarely used), but with what we got here, it’s pretty interesting. You also got a good variety of enemies. It starts out with typical goons that just shoot weak revolvers at you, but it soon gets to big guys with boomerangs, kutsilyo guys that chase, big guys with gatling guys, little fat boys with dynamite, women with sniper rifles, and more. There is no short supply of enemies you will run into. Some of them you can’t just run up and attack. The kutsilyo enemies will block your attacks, so you gotta fake them out and let them attack first before you get an opening. The sniper women have insane distance, so running straight is suicide. You gotta dodge around them. The machine gun enemies won’t let you walk around. You gotta side step their bullets before you can get close and wait for the gun to overheat. That being said, the game is still pretty easy. A lot of the time, your tasks are just to kill all the enemies in a room or just kill enough until the level ends. I’ve had to fight an entire gang of enemies, only killed half and the level decided that that was enough. Some enemies won’t appear until you go to the area they’re at. There’s no reason to hide, but it’s just weird. And there’s always a high chance of an enemy dropping a little piece of meat to heal yourself a little, or the dynamite boys who always drop chicken, which is practically a full heal. As long as you have enemies around, you will never run low on health. Even when you think you’re screwed, the enemies will always have some health to give, and they can be a real lifesaver in some of the boss fights. Because unlike the enemies, the bosses are way harder.
One criticism I hear for the game is that the game is too easy, but once you get to the bosses, it suddenly spikes in difficulty. And yeah, I’d hope so. These are the final challenges of the area, probably of the entire act of the story. I’d hope they were harder. And you know what, a lot of these bosses are pretty fun. Hard as hell, definitely, but they are pretty cool. Jean barely leaves openings for you, forcing you to psyche him out so that you have just a chance to get a hit in. Faceless always running just ahead of him. You gotta be faster than him, and be ready to dodge his attack, giving you a big hit combo as a reward for doing it. Nathan and Killer…. Suck. They suck. I hate this boss. I pag-ibig duo bosses and this fight pisses me off. They always hop away from you, screeching and laughing, while one is shooting you in the back. The gun one always manages to just be slightly faster, then punishes you with a gun that knocks you down. If you chase the melee one, you’re just fucking yourself over. Kill the gun one first, or the fight will be a giant pain in the ass. Sadly there aren’t many bosses, in fact they use Jean and Faceless twice each. There are like six unique bosses in total. Not terrible, but it left me wanting more. Also, if you thought that Gungrave and Drakengard were obsessed with the Square Button, I present to you the final boss of the Square Button, the Rando boss fight of Samurai Western. This game will have you dodging and attacking all in that order, and at rapid apoy pace. It’ll take a real samurai to master these kinds of reflexes. sa pamamagitan ng the end of it, your thumbs will be so damn sore. This will really put your thumbs to the test. Are you a true gamer girl or are you a bitch? Play Samurai Western. But I did find something when fighting the bosses that the game never mentions, and that’s this special move, two in fact. One that completely overpowers you and makes you a whirlwind of destruction for a short time, and one that slowly lowers your health but makes you unstoppable. A lot of these helped me out in boss fights and got me thinking if there were any madami abilities like this to unlock. It almost made me want to keep playing, but…. I have other games to play, you know.
Now this is where I would end it. This is where I would end it, I say, if not for one in particular. Looking over the instructions manual with some beautiful concept art on the over, something caught my eye on page 17. Two Player Mode. Now I don’t have a 2nd person here, because quarantine is a thing and I don’t have mga kaibigan anyway, but for a game like this, an action game, I had to know. I had to know why this was here. So I got out an old busted segundo controller and it is… weird. It’s weird. Now I won’t go into too much detail because, again, my controller is busted and I was playing both controls at once which you should never do in a game this hectic. But the 2nd player is Ralph, and the segundo player’s camera and character is stuck wherever player one is. Where player one is looking, that’s where player two looks. Where player one goes, player two follows. It seems that the segundo player mostly provides some backup madami than actual two player gameplay, or least it feels that way. There’s some weird movements as well, and it’s pretty hard to hit an enemy, but once you do, Ralph will lock to them and just gun them down then and there, so I guess that works. All and all, I’ll give it an eh.
Well, that was Samurai Western. I gotta say, despite the short run time for the game, being only five hours, it offers a lot of replay value and is an all around fun game. Expensive as hell, don’t get me wrong, but I had fun with it. I don’t get why so many reviewers were mixed with this game when it came out. Probably because it’s so hard to play without getting hand cramps. But that’s assuming you play the game in one sitting. If you pace yourself, you should be fine. Do I think Samurai Western is one of Atlus’ best? Not really. But for a simple action game from the era, it’s a lot of fun. I give this game the award of Dumb Fun. It’s story won’t grip you, and it’s pretty simple in mechanics, but a lot of fun if you can find it for cheap. I wouldn’t suggest going for this game at the price it stands at now, but if you can get it for cheap, you should totally pick it up.
Bonus Award: Press Square to Win
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell you my paborito yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a walang tiyak na layunin emoji sa pamamagitan ng dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The walang tiyak na layunin emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her pag-ibig handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are madami chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the pagkain they eat.

7-The hair of polar madala is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A suso can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much you pag-ibig them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before you die.

7. Play the scariest horror game you know.

8. Tell your mga kaibigan all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. madami STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN sa pamamagitan ng THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a listahan of celebs who have been turned down sa pamamagitan ng their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We pag-ibig a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a fanpop account. *shivers* My friend sinabi he was a troll, but he's madami than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He sinabi I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and sinabi my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also sinabi I was madami annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's madami annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
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When some walang tiyak na layunin girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I pag-ibig your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she sinabi "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and sinabi to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? You still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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