No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a araw off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I pag-ibig golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it sa pamamagitan ng summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, pag-awit sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If you hadn't Nawawala your viginity sa pamamagitan ng 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't tupa shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected sa pamamagitan ng law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he sinabi the only way he could see me madami is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to ipakita for it. How much is fair to give him? And before you call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to ilipat back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if you got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause pag-ibig is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO madami BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA OR WE BOMB YOU LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND madami SEX!!
#28:
IF YOU A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Hesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives you lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch you bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands you things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Nawawala there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I pag-ibig jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a araw off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I pag-ibig golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it sa pamamagitan ng summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, pag-awit sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If you hadn't Nawawala your viginity sa pamamagitan ng 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't tupa shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected sa pamamagitan ng law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he sinabi the only way he could see me madami is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to ipakita for it. How much is fair to give him? And before you call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to ilipat back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if you got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause pag-ibig is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO madami BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA OR WE BOMB YOU LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND madami SEX!!
#28:
IF YOU A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Hesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives you lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch you bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands you things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Nawawala there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I pag-ibig jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
Awesome
It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.
The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe you 3 cans of your paborito soda.
2. You find a four leaf clover
3. You are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. You get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I pag-ibig you.
6. You find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 madami people followed you on twitter
9. You meet your fav celebrity.
10. You get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!
2. You find a four leaf clover
3. You are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. You get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I pag-ibig you.
6. You find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 madami people followed you on twitter
9. You meet your fav celebrity.
10. You get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!
I pag-ibig this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a ipakita that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I pag-ibig this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I pag-ibig the characters. It's interesting and funny, I pag-ibig that its not a typical Disney comedy and I pag-ibig that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my sando on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some walang tiyak na layunin guy/girl = Is this upuan empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write madami soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my sando on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some walang tiyak na layunin guy/girl = Is this upuan empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write madami soon!!!
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
