1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on mga hayop only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use sa pamamagitan ng trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either sa pamamagitan ng falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm sa pamamagitan ng 15cm sa pamamagitan ng 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist tuktok off with hands. Throw tuktok away. Do not put tuktok in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a gatas crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of daga poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of pasko lights.
25. "Wearing of this damit does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket panghimagas box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket panghimagas box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on mga hayop only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use sa pamamagitan ng trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either sa pamamagitan ng falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm sa pamamagitan ng 15cm sa pamamagitan ng 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist tuktok off with hands. Throw tuktok away. Do not put tuktok in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a gatas crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of daga poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of pasko lights.
25. "Wearing of this damit does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket panghimagas box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket panghimagas box.
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8.if you have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with you if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
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2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired or cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using you to make someone jealous
8.if you have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with you if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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of well ideas!
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