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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty or santino marella. or even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what you heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a sando over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom

7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way You Make Me Feel or Beat It or any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)

8 act drunk

9 act hiper

10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food

11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way you ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you

12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)

13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can ipakita then to your non-band mga kaibigan and see how ugly or hot they are
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, or may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, you usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as you think it is. You're not only ipinapakita disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the comments in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's taon book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a tsokolate flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: You and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones you don't enjoy but you don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just mangarap ng gising (about a bunch of grapes, with each ubas having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if you must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one ubas had just sinabi to another "What did the...
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