This is sa pamamagitan ng far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
tanong ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic tanong being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some sagot that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi tabing-dagat on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much serbesa you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some araw trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a taon and a half nakaraan to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it ligtas to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a listahan of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do you celebrate pasko in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here.)
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is gatas available all taon round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and you should be about right)
Q: I have a tanong about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of madala and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where you can make pag-ibig outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
tanong ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic tanong being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some sagot that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi tabing-dagat on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much serbesa you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some araw trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a taon and a half nakaraan to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it ligtas to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a listahan of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do you celebrate pasko in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here.)
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is gatas available all taon round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and you should be about right)
Q: I have a tanong about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of madala and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where you can make pag-ibig outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest you all sumali in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest you all sumali in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope you like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first tanong what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of books do you read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d you go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do you like to hum or sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first tanong what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of books do you read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d you go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do you like to hum or sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with madami wise words.
a wise man once sinabi (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) sinabi a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my mga kaibigan the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope you do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I sinabi befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see you in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once sinabi (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) sinabi a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my mga kaibigan the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope you do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I sinabi befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see you in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if you pag-ibig Anime and Twilight,
then you are going to pag-ibig this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
madami and madami the rumor of an Anime Twilight ipakita is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sa pamamagitan ng (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests you could try
1: Ask really stupid tanong like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid tanong like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little parang buriko tagahanga fiction. If you do not like colorful horses with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten madami popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This tagahanga fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten madami popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
