1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in kama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only mga model are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes tahanan and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need damit pan-loob to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank tuktok are fine sa pamamagitan ng us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting pag-ibig we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually madami when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so paliguan with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on tuktok of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay pelikula with you but don’t tell our friends.
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports pelikula or “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one madami girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced sa pamamagitan ng a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much madami attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to ipakita you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and tsokolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be sinabi after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play madami often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only segundo to critiquing our pag-ibig making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer tanong we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your asno look fat. Your fat asno makes your asno look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in kama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only mga model are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes tahanan and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need damit pan-loob to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank tuktok are fine sa pamamagitan ng us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting pag-ibig we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually madami when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so paliguan with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on tuktok of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay pelikula with you but don’t tell our friends.
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports pelikula or “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one madami girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced sa pamamagitan ng a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much madami attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to ipakita you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and tsokolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be sinabi after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play madami often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only segundo to critiquing our pag-ibig making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer tanong we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your asno look fat. Your fat asno makes your asno look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
Here's the list:
Fast like a soro - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent
Fast like a soro - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent