•    Stand on tuktok of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

•     Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

•    Sit on the tuktok of the water slide and don't move.

•    Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had pakwan before I came here.''

•    Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.

•    Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''

•    Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.

•    Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

•    Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.

•    Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

•    Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

•    Take a really long time when you are on tuktok of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.

•    When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.

•    Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.

•    Hit strangers with your wet towel.

•    Throw people's things into the pool.

•    Sing and dance on tuktok of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.

•    Play Marco-Polo sa pamamagitan ng yourself.

•    Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.