• Stand on tuktok of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the tuktok of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had pakwan before I came here.''
• Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when you are on tuktok of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on tuktok of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo sa pamamagitan ng yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the tuktok of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had pakwan before I came here.''
• Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when you are on tuktok of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on tuktok of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo sa pamamagitan ng yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 segundos AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The susunod morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her magsuot ng bata and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 segundos AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The susunod morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her magsuot ng bata and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
