walang tiyak na layunin Article: something to do

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posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this walang tiyak na layunin ninger play (sorry if i offend you i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a buwan so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are you in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what you mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for you !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate you !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO YOU EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till you all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

ilovepenguins and Cantwait4book5 like this

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20 Dumbest palumpong mga panipi

posted by joe-kerr

uy everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these mga panipi are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy madala reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy madala and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and sinabi it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy madala the sales man gave the girls the Teddy madala for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy madala evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy madala ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about pag-ibig

posted by wakana

1. People are madami likely to tilt their heads to the right when halik instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known pag-ibig song was written 4,000 years nakaraan and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term pag-ibig relationships began with one or both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in pag-ibig can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current tuktok 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current tuktok 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I pag-ibig this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big tagahanga of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this listahan actually....

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Online Dating

posted by TruBerries

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Pagsulat this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did or are doing this, or that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and pag-ibig and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

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21 Funny mga panipi =P

posted by Bella_Dhampir

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

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Emo poems

posted by invadercalliope

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My puso is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its pag-ibig i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My mga kaibigan call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to paghahanap the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep...

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I pag-ibig YOU IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I pag-ibig you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the susunod thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just sinabi that, I unlock the same apartment building...

nytimes

posted by pikachu00

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square or rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the sagot to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each tanong with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The sagot that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The sagot will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

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the corona virus song

posted by pinkbloom

I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But pagganap like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our music and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP

Now we're under covers
Fast pasulong to 18, me and my kama are madami than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...

tuktok 10 Greatest Supervillains (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just pagbaba about them could give you weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...

2019 Films I Recommend

posted by whatsupbugs

The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This listahan includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Nawawala City of ginto

Dumbo

nagyelo 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family

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Thank You Silent Force

posted by whatsupbugs

Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big tagahanga of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow tagahanga of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated anime the attention and pag-ibig they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a madami fun website, but most of all, thank you for being a great friend. You are truly a celestial legend.