User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are you a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do you work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do you know Hesus sa pamamagitan ng any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do you know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No you were ranting about how awesome you were. I asked if you had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot saging milkshake.