THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:
apoy authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done sa pamamagitan ng a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the araw of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The apoy fighters, seeking to control
the apoy as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minuto our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a apoy dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby
in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still l holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulansya and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.
While the attendants were pagkarga her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the
paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulansya they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard, one slipped. They dropped the stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a selyo after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved mga hayop were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minuto later, in full view, a
killer balyena ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came tahanan to find her husband in the kusina shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
walkman.
_______________________________________________
STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
___________________________________________
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
apoy authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done sa pamamagitan ng a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the araw of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The apoy fighters, seeking to control
the apoy as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minuto our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a apoy dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
___________________________________________
Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby
in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still l holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulansya and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.
While the attendants were pagkarga her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the
paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulansya they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard, one slipped. They dropped the stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
____________________________________________
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a selyo after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved mga hayop were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minuto later, in full view, a
killer balyena ate them both.
_____________________________________________
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came tahanan to find her husband in the kusina shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
walkman.
_______________________________________________
STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
___________________________________________
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my puso
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my puso
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the prutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the prutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. You use the British curse of pagkain and bad tea.
3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!
4. You imagine your paborito Hetalia characters pag-awit your paborito songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono kamatis buono kamatis buono buono ooh tomato.
7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard kamatis bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. You are pagbaba this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikulo on fanpop)
2. You use the British curse of pagkain and bad tea.
3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!
4. You imagine your paborito Hetalia characters pag-awit your paborito songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono kamatis buono kamatis buono buono ooh tomato.
7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard kamatis bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. You are pagbaba this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikulo on fanpop)
What a halik means.....
+ halik on the stomach = I’m ready
+ halik on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ halik on the Ear = You're my everything
+ halik on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ halik on the Hand = I adore you
+ halik on the Neck = We belong together
+ halik on the Shoulder = I want you
+ halik on the Lips = I pag-ibig you
+Laughing while halik = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely pag-ibig each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain pag-ibig you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you pag-ibig me
+ Arms around the Waist = I pag-ibig you too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while pagbaba this, you’re definitely in Love
+ halik on the stomach = I’m ready
+ halik on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ halik on the Ear = You're my everything
+ halik on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ halik on the Hand = I adore you
+ halik on the Neck = We belong together
+ halik on the Shoulder = I want you
+ halik on the Lips = I pag-ibig you
+Laughing while halik = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely pag-ibig each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain pag-ibig you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you pag-ibig me
+ Arms around the Waist = I pag-ibig you too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while pagbaba this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing walang tiyak na layunin letters!
well seems like i have to!
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as walang tiyak na layunin as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling yew why!
madami walang tiyak na layunin letters!
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other walang tiyak na layunin people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as walang tiyak na layunin as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling yew why!
madami walang tiyak na layunin letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other walang tiyak na layunin people!