The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One araw God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One araw God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
1.I got stabbed sa pamamagitan ng a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I manuntok boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the mani butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet you Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy madala is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I manuntok boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the mani butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet you Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy madala is staring at me.
Tonight you go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that you won't kill me.
You buy weapons and guns.
You are certainly hooked.
You go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the Buto are torn.
You cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
You may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But you should not go a-killing.
You like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No madami talking, no madami beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a taon now,
You have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that you won't kill me.
You buy weapons and guns.
You are certainly hooked.
You go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the Buto are torn.
You cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
You may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But you should not go a-killing.
You like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No madami talking, no madami beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a taon now,
You have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the tuktok of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the tindahan has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the tindahan
if you have done one or madami of these tips you should have benn trono out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the tuktok of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the tindahan has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the tindahan
if you have done one or madami of these tips you should have benn trono out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx