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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"

7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."

8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.

9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless you try something he won't..."

10.Q/M. You fall asleep on him, and he does/says something you hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" or "Don't say/do that"

Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
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I KNEW YOU WERE IN TROUBLE sa pamamagitan ng Taylor Swift

{I Knew You Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me…
I guess you didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, you took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's susunod to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so you put me down oh,
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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pag-ibig WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell you that
I pag-ibig you so so so so much,
Just wanted to let you know that you are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the pag-ibig in the world,
You are the pag-ibig of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You sinabi you loved me,
I sinabi I loved you back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we ilipat on
Even...
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posted by neonstars
Are you a scientist Cause I'd Like to do you on a mesa , Periodically(:

If you where a tatsulok You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

uy baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:

mga rosas are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

You remind me of my susunod boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.

You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?

Do you believe in pag-ibig at first sight, or should I walk sa pamamagitan ng again?
This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years nakaraan at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the kusina and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian spaghetti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some mga kaibigan and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if you have a good time
It's alright (alright) if you want to tumawid that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a apoy burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak you out
But I
I think I might of sinabi too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of sinabi it’s you and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do you pag-ibig someone without getting hurt
How do you pag-ibig someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do you love, how do you pag-ibig someone
How do you love, how do you pag-ibig someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t you judge sa pamamagitan ng the cover it’s so far from what you see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on you to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give you something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m pagganap out

Set me free, I’m ready to ipakita you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a ipakita what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m pagganap out

Welcome to a new...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an mansanas to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking pasulong to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking pasulong to my new world
Writing names, Pagsulat names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do you want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." ang sumagot Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are you doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause you know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause you know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In you I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving pag-ibig in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in you and the things you doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End