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july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] uy how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since you carnt do webcam, you send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, You need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate you asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of you treating like shit, ive told you , over and over im not comtforable to doing that, but you just dont care what i feel or think, its all about want and your fucking cock
Mat'e says:
come suck it?
Katii xD says:
see you dont even classify as a fucking human being.
just your entertainment.
Mat'e says:
ok
Katii xD says:
expect to be a virgin for some time extra now. you dont treat women any respect,
Mat'e says:
haha please havent been a virgin for ages
Katii xD says:
well i kinda half guessed that, seemed to good to be true.
what with your attiude.
Mat'e says:
ha you act to old
Katii xD says:
maybe cause i respect myself, i dont to give myself a name like the sluts you've already slept with, i want to be happy with myself, im mature, unlike others, i already know whats best for me, and thats be to far away from fuckwicks.
Mat'e says:
ok
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posted by Wendy99
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a tanong for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The segundo is gobbling down the tuktok and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the tuktok of the ice cream....
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has madami dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
You are so cute when you get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the buwan is it?
You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of asong babae flakes this morning!
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for walang tiyak na layunin times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At hapunan time quietly throw pagkain but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my asno is fat or i stuff twinkies in my asno make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a nunal dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores sa pamamagitan ng lying on him saying stuff like Jason sinabi that he was going to kick my asno or something like that
☆Tell him to give you a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like you heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Become a tagahanga today
This is very funny I told some of my mga kaibigan and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at tahanan XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on madami thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on pader so hard, knock self into the susunod room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into pating tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make pag-ibig with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your
contact lens.


3. manuntok the body and tell people that he hit you first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give you a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
Stick a piece of brokuli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s mesa in front...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, you let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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A different version with madami lyrics.
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