"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background music to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a araw or two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all you got, don't stop now! You gotta give it all you got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She sinabi a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all!"
"Ohh!"
"Gracias, Hombre Montage!"
"No problem, man!"