1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.
2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!
4. A daga survive longer without water than a camel.
5. Toupees for Aso are sold in Tokyo
6. A dolpin sleeps with one eye open
7. A buwaya can't stick it's tounge out
8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!
9. Loud, fast music makes termites chew faster
10. A blue whale's tounge weighs madami than a elephant
11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing
12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching
13. Agyrophobia is the fear of crossing the street!
14. Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens
15. Alliumphobia is the fear of garlic
16. Amensiophobia is the fear of amnesia
17. Anablephobia is the fear of looking up
18. Anemophobia is the fear of wind
19. Apeirophobia is the fear of infinity
20. Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of mani mantikilya sticking to the roof of your mouth
21. The coldest temperature recorded on earth was -89*C (-129*F) at Vostok, Antarctica, on 21 July 1983
22. Charles Osbourne had the hiccups for 69 years
23. The world record for continuous pogo-stick jumping is 41 hours
24. Bhutan was the last country to get the telephone. It did not have one until 1981
25. The largest iceberg was sighted in the South Pacific Ocean in 1956. It was 332km long and 96km wide, or about the size of Blegium
26. The tallest puno in the world, a Redwood, is 112m high
27. The longest halik lasted 30 hours, 59 minutes
28. In Great Britain, the most dangerous sport is gardening. 20% of all accidents there occur in the garden.
29. The longest nose belonged to Thomas Wedders. It mesured 19cm. Thomas worked in a freak ipakita in the 1770s
30. The longest name is 'Bangkok' in Thai. It is:
Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet
Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit. AKA 'City of Angels'. It's shortened to Krungthep Mahanakhon, for obvious reasons.
2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!
4. A daga survive longer without water than a camel.
5. Toupees for Aso are sold in Tokyo
6. A dolpin sleeps with one eye open
7. A buwaya can't stick it's tounge out
8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!
9. Loud, fast music makes termites chew faster
10. A blue whale's tounge weighs madami than a elephant
11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing
12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching
13. Agyrophobia is the fear of crossing the street!
14. Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens
15. Alliumphobia is the fear of garlic
16. Amensiophobia is the fear of amnesia
17. Anablephobia is the fear of looking up
18. Anemophobia is the fear of wind
19. Apeirophobia is the fear of infinity
20. Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of mani mantikilya sticking to the roof of your mouth
21. The coldest temperature recorded on earth was -89*C (-129*F) at Vostok, Antarctica, on 21 July 1983
22. Charles Osbourne had the hiccups for 69 years
23. The world record for continuous pogo-stick jumping is 41 hours
24. Bhutan was the last country to get the telephone. It did not have one until 1981
25. The largest iceberg was sighted in the South Pacific Ocean in 1956. It was 332km long and 96km wide, or about the size of Blegium
26. The tallest puno in the world, a Redwood, is 112m high
27. The longest halik lasted 30 hours, 59 minutes
28. In Great Britain, the most dangerous sport is gardening. 20% of all accidents there occur in the garden.
29. The longest nose belonged to Thomas Wedders. It mesured 19cm. Thomas worked in a freak ipakita in the 1770s
30. The longest name is 'Bangkok' in Thai. It is:
Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet
Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit. AKA 'City of Angels'. It's shortened to Krungthep Mahanakhon, for obvious reasons.
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my sando on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some walang tiyak na layunin guy/girl = Is this upuan empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write madami soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my sando on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some walang tiyak na layunin guy/girl = Is this upuan empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write madami soon!!!
