Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in pag-ibig with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his mga kaibigan would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her puso out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be tahanan from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I pag-ibig you. Girl: I pag-ibig you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads tahanan and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came tahanan and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are you alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that sa pamamagitan ng someone they love. If you find it messed up then pasulong this to everyone you know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their puso inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken tumawid the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!