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Hello, I’m back! I’ll write madami now.
So this walang tiyak na layunin kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone you want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I sinabi “What?” and she sinabi “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of you that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, you know it’s true. However, do you guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister you automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
    When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince you that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that you watch are just exaggerating, and then you get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god Disney Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his sando tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the Pokémon club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to manuntok me in the face someday, but just come on.)
    I have decided on my Halloween costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black sando and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
    Alright, I’m done. :D


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
 So is this one.
So is this one.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The pamagat of this artikulo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad pelikula for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The buwan award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If you were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's pasko List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got madami important news.
Tom: Yes. In the nakaraan episode, we...
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You are sitting on the sopa waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with you for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny you say back. Are you ready to watch the movie you ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are you ok?" You ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) You are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly you are Gold. You hold his chest as you are pushing him was y and say " You watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I pag-ibig you."...
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: YOU EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can you tell...
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Have you ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the araw finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first araw on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the araw for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above lobo Among Us 2 or No madami bayani 3? So after being disappointed sa pamamagitan ng Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created sa pamamagitan ng the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a buwan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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