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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of you girls out there know who have gone through this, all you want to do after a break-up is cry...

You want to cry because you are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my payo and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your mga kaibigan every day. Do NOT stay tahanan alone or you will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make you feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. You could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your paborito dessert, or go to a movie or a konsiyerto with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old mga litrato of the two of you or stay tahanan listening to pag-ibig songs. You have to ilipat on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

payo sent in sa pamamagitan ng Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

deathding, blackpanther666 and 13 others like this

Lizzy-ILoveJB =D Awsome!!!!!!! And soooooo true!!!!

AlxanderRfan Its true, dont stay home, if ya do that, you will become depressed. (:

ShiningsTar542 yuppppp for sure!!! hope u loved my advice

softballqueen tht a gd idea

jackie12 best adivce ever!!:)

ilovepercy another one GET OVER IT!!!

cmrm I agree with ilovepercy.

ShiningsTar542 if ur heart was broken cz of breaking up with ur bf,so its too hard to get over it...these advices learn u how to get over it

SoccerChick13 Very true becuz it happens to me too :9

vanessa100 Love it....!!(:

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The susunod day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 taon old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a segundo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the susunod four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell you something and you better listen good here.If there's something you really enjoy and you have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your puso because your puso will lead you to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage you and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage you and tell you that you are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage you to follow you dreams and will believe in you.They will want you to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, or about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Bampira after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red or blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” or during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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walang tiyak na layunin jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This pato walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the pato leaves.

The susunod day, the pato returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the pato leaves.

The araw after that, the pato walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this tanong on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that you would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make pag-ibig with you
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...