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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who isn't allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised.
I am the woman who the court labeled an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hever hugged his son because I grew up afraid to ipakita affection to other men.
I am the tahanan Economics teacher who always wanted to be the Gym teacher until someone told me that only mga tomboy do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT'S stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I can be a better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the door to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my mga kaibigan I'm a lesbian because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "Teach me a lesson."
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find madami crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? You are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.


User: No you are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.


User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.

User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So you admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




Lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do you hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be tahanan for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and apoy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: you better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired sa pamamagitan ng their family and mga kaibigan and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented sa pamamagitan ng the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The segundo is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konsiyerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 oras Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There pag-awit I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're upuan Ooh K Then patong lalaki Sad You Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There patong lalaki Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was pag-awit Along Giving Him bulaklak Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For pagbaba And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's araw together. Emily had cooked a stupid hapunan and they ate on a log sa pamamagitan ng candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that you have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask tanong to a magic 8 ball and take the sagot seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when you find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when you see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a walang tiyak na layunin person!
raindrops on mga rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp mansanas strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are you on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. sa pamamagitan ng the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty kalye the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, mga kabayong may sungay and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking mga kabayong may sungay are real???! Who sinabi they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws pagkain at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid tanong (ex: What do aklatan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a araw when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who you think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book sa pamamagitan ng its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders or u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id pag-ibig to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. You don't say "I do not like" you have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the pelikula that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their pelikula look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If you haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know you shouldn't judge a movie sa pamamagitan ng it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up sa pamamagitan ng the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to ipakita others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge sinabi to the first one,

"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break you down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to you that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comments about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why you like what you do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do you do it? Do you have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever you do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 madami seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are you fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh you must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: you don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: you can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent saging even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a saging is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but you can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a madami stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)

saging saging tupa are there mga kaibigan
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one araw that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny sinabi hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first petsa ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him tahanan AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO tahanan AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE sinabi WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE sinabi COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







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