*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would petsa Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd halik who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never petsa a girl
I swear I'd still pag-ibig men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my mga kaibigan over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away

I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone

If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never petsa a girl
I swear I'd still pag-ibig men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my mga kaibigan over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If you thought this was a meaningful song
Then you thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
You don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can

You call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when you treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy